SHAMROCK of the week!

Chris Brown goes down as this weeks shamrock. Unfortunate to see his career shambling before our eyes. If BET and Jay-Z BOTH dont fuck with u, then what musical future could you possibly have? lol

``Chris Brown really wanted to perform at this year’s Awards show and was willing to pay to make it happen (hmmm). In fact, It was mentioned on Saturday that Chris Brown’s people reached out to BET but they told him “No, Thank You”. Why??? Let’s just say, Cover Girl (endorsed by Rihanna) was one of the sponsors of this year’s BET Awards and they threatened they would pull their sponsorship from the Awards show if they allowed Chris to perform. Of course whatever the amount was that Chris “allegedly” was willing to pay wouldn’t offset the money lost from the Cover Girl sponsorship and BET would be better off turning Chris down than to tarnish their relationship with CG. *this could be rumor but I heard this from a very reliable source*. Also, I’m hearing that Jay-z told BET if Chris performed then he would pull out but again this is just rumor ...``

Spoof of the Day- Deal or No Deal

No legs no service!!! LmAO!

California Scientists in Bay Area Lab Develop Super Laser That Can Potentially End All Energy Problems!!!!!!

SAN FRANCISCO (AFP) – A US weapons lab on Friday pulled back the curtain on a super laser with the power to burn as hot as a star.

The National Ignition Facility's main purpose is to serve as a tool for gauging the reliability and safety of the US nuclear weapons arsenal but scientists say it could deliver breakthroughs in safe fusion power.

"We have invented the world's largest laser system," actor-turned-governor Arnold Schwarzenegger said during a dedication ceremony attended by thousands including state and national officials.

"We can create the stars right here on earth. And I can see already my friends in Hollywood being very upset that their stuff that they show on the big screen is obsolete. We have the real stuff right here."

NIF is touted as the world's highest-energy laser system. It is located inside the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory about an hour's drive from San Francisco.

Equipment connected to a house-sized sphere can focus 192 laser beams on a small point, generating temperatures and pressures that exist at cores of stars or giant planets.

Newest Lebron Vs. Kobe Commercial "Mrs. Lewis"

Stupid Girl Scout Gets Caught After Stealing $20,000 From Cookie Sales!!!!

DAYTON, Ohio (AP) — A former Ohio Girl Scouts leader has agreed to pay the organization $20,000 as restitution for stealing money from a cookie account and using it for vacations, groceries and other personal expenses.

Prosecutors say Tamara Jo Ward had access to a bank account the Dayton-based troop used to deposit cookie sales revenue that was to pay for the troop's recreational activities.

The 45-year-old Ward pleaded guilty in April to grand theft.

Under a restitution agreement, she'll pay $5,000 up front. She'll also pay $250 a month during a five-year probation and spend 30 days in jail.

Girl Scouts of Western Ohio staff representative Marcia Dowds attended Thursday's court hearing. She says the agreement allows everyone in the case to move on.
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Soulja Lowers Price of Latest Album to $2.99?????

Should we hate on him? Or respect his hustle? I vote for the latter. Soulja Boy has been putting out chart bangers since his debut, though lyrically they have been utter trash. WHO CARES! We all know DAMN well that if a record exec. came up to use and said "make trash music and you'll be rich" we'd hope on it!!!!

From BallerStatus.com


After getting signed thanks to the enormous fanbase he built online, the rapper released one of the biggest singles of 2007/2008 with "Crank That (Soulja Boy)", launching his career into the mainstream.

This year, despite being written off as a one-hit wonder, Soulja Boy returned with his sophomore album iSouljaBoyTellem, producing two more chart toppers with the singles "Kiss Me Thru The Phone" and "Turn My Swag On."

Using technology again, he's offering fans -- for a limited time -- the chance to buy his new album, in MP3 format, for just $2.99 via Amazon's MP3 store.

You can get a copy of iSouljaBoyTellem at Amazon.com.

Additionally, when you purchase the album, you can send a personalized "Turn My Swag On" video to your whole crew for free and set them up with a gift card through HD Greetings.

Source: ballerStatus.com

Spoof of the Day - Kno of Cunninlynguists "Caucasian"

What does this have to do with candy?! But LMFAOOO

New Jay Rock Mixtape Titled "Gudda Muzzik"

Click the link below to download



http://www.sendspace.com/file/9n0pe5

Spoof of the Day- The Dark Knight- Joker Interrogation Scene

Comedy!

Chris Brown states to the public "I Am Not a Monster"

R&B sensation/ Actor Chris Brown has been in the spotlight for beating Rihanna's ASS!Some people say he will never sell a record again, some people say fuck it.

CHRIS BROWN SAYS FUKIT!

Rapper T.I Marries Longtime Girlfriend/ Baby's Momma Tiny Before Jail Sentence Begins

"Throughout the week rumors of an alleged marriage between rapper T.I....and his longtime girlfriend and former Xscape member Tameka “Tiny” Cottle have run rampant. But an unnamed source has revealed to The Urban Daily that the couple has in fact wed.

“It’s been a crazy situation around here with all that has been taking place,” a source explained to The Urban Daily. “In regards to Tiny and T.I., yes they are officially husband and wife. It recently took place in a very private ceremony with only members of the immediate family and certain members of the Grand Hustle family.”

According to the source the wedding trip, which took place on an island off the coast of Miami, was covered up as a family vacation to elude the media.

Tiny and T.I. have been together since 2001 and the newly-wed couple has two children together.

On May 26 ... T.I. turned himself into a federal prison in Forrest City, Arkansas to begin his year and a day sentence.

T.I.’s ... year and a day sentence stems from an incident in which the rapper was caught attempting to buy machine guns and silencers in 2007."


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Life Summed Up in 4 Photos???

To me this is the realest picture on the internet.

The Four Seasons/Stages of Life

Enjoy...comment...tell us what you think~!

Rafer Alston Turns Into a Little School Girl

Anderson Varejao A.K.A Sideshow Bob

Turns Out the World Record for Oldest Human Was Set by Joe Louis a Long Time Ago

Backloading Work

Why do schools backload a lot if not all of your work for the end of the quarter? Absolutely nothing gets done the first week because teachers just waste time talking about a syllabus they almost never reference again. Since nothing gets done the first week nothing can be assigned the second week because you haven't learned anything yet. This process goes on until about the 7th week when all professors say to themselves "Shit, I haven't graded anything yet, I better just give out a bajillion papers for my students to do. That should do the job."

Note: This probably only applies to breadth courses that aren't math or science based and to CHASS students, but either way it still sucks.

Turn My Firewall On!.....SPOOF of the Day

Rapper Pitbull Socks Out a Fan Who Throws Money in His Face!!!!!!!

One thing you don't want to do is to throw money in a rich mans face!

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!! BABY COW BORN WITH 2 SPINES AND 7 LEGS!!!!

This is fucking gross.


May 23) - A seven-legged calf was born at a veterinary hospital in Steamboat Springs, Colo., on Thursday, according to the Steamboat Pilot & Today.
The staff at the Steamboat Veterinary Hospital said the Black Angus calf, which was delivered by cesarean section, had two spines but one head. One leg also had two hooves.

The calf lived for only about 10 minutes.
Veterinarian Lee Meyring says the birth was an incomplete splitting of the embryo into twins.

“I’ve been in practice for 14 years, and I’ve only seen one other calf with a fifth leg,” Meyring told the Steamboat Pilot & Today. “And so this one’s definitely the most bizarre I’ve seen."
The hospital says the calf's owners do not want to be identified.

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New Jeezy Mixtape! ' Trappin Aint Dead'

This mixtape is FIRE! Click the link below to download and listen!




http://www.zshare.net/download/60410580f91f0b35/#

63 So-Cal Latino Gang Bangers Arrested for Crimes Targeted Towards Blacks

Race riots have been known to take place all throughout southern California for years. Recently actions has started to take place

Our Gift & Our Curse

Y do niggas always gotta fuck up a good thing?

We throw parties somewhat frequently and let people(random and known) into our homes so that everyone can have fun. So that niggas dont go home with burnt missions. So that females can dance. But theres ALWAYS those people that take it upon them selves to ruin it and steal shit. I guess its our gift and our curse tho righ?


Whatever tho. we still gon keep being the jay-z of parties (self-explanatory), but its gonna b ugly if we catch sum1 stealin or n e one who ever stole anything from us.

Savs ^^^

"What makes his overall unstoppableness...UNSTOPPABLE?" lmaooo

This shit is hilarious!

D-Lo - No Hoe......Town Shit

Young Money-Every Girl f/Lil' Wayne, Drake, Jae Millz, Gudda & Mack Maine

Music Videos - Video Playlists - New Music

Happy Birthday to the late Notorious B.I.G

Today, May 21st 2009, marks what would have been the 36th birthday of Rapper Biggie Smalls. Considered to be one of the best/ most influential rappers of all time, we honor his life and music career in rememberence.

Lebron Performs the Sports Science Choke Hold

Check the sleeping at the 3:20 mark. Shits hilarious

Pau Gasol Can't Help But Make Terrible Faces

Transformers 2...can it get any better????????

For those that have not yet witnessed the greatness of Transformers the movie. You fucking suck. Considered one of the best action packed movies of time, the repeating stars are back at it for another action-packed feature length film

Transformers 2- Preview

HE'S BACCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!

Hop up out the pennnnnn, turn my swag on! After a year long/ controversial sentence, Mike Vick is back aspiring to do what he does best!

RICHMOND, Va. -- Suspended NFL star Michael Vick left a Kansas prison before dawn Wednesday to begin home confinement in Virginia, one of his attorneys said, the latest step on a journey that Vick hopes will lead to his reinstatement.

Vick, who turns 29 in June, slipped past waiting cameras and reporters undetected to leave a federal penitentiary in Leavenworth after serving 19 months for financing a dogfighting ring. He was headed to Virginia by car to begin two months of home confinement at his five-bedroom house in Hampton before a scheduled released from federal custody on July 20.

He was accompanied by his fiance, Kijafa Frink, and they were traveling back to Virginia with several members of a security team arranged for by Vick's team of lawyers and advisers, a person familiar with the plans told the Associated Press on condition of anonymity because the person was not authorized to comment on the matter.

The traveling party also includes a videographer recording the journey, the person said, although what Vick plans to do with the footage hasn't been made clear.



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8:00 A.M. Classes

Every quarter people get their registration dates and times for the next quarter and make sure they wake up early to get the classes they want. That one day of waking up early can potentially save you an entire quarter of waking up early. Or you can be the clown that doesn't know whats going on with his/her life and misses his/her registration date by a week; thus having no choice but to sign up for the remaining 7 am or 8 am classes monday through friday. Tough luck nigga!

However, there are time when you have no choice...like my self. I've been sitting in my physics 40C lecture for the past hour now and not once have I : A) opened my backpack B) Cared C) looked at whatever nonsense is currently being presented on the board. Its freaking 8 A.M for Christ sake! She should be honored that I even show up! And she has the nerve to 'shhhh' the class when chatter builds up? Woman that means your class is at least awake!


Not gunna lie, if the projector screen were to fall on her right now....can't say I wouldn't laugh and walk away

Blame it on the alcohol Barack Obama Spoof?

So I was browsing through youtube I came across our beloved first black president in a spoof of Jamie Foxx's hit song 'blame it'


Enjoy

Violence after drake concert...

A man was injured following a shooting after a Drake concert at House of Blues Chicago early Saturday (May 16) morning. Reports indicated that a 21-year-old male was shot in the BUTTOCKS(aka bootycheek lol) at approximately 4:00 AM, during which time over 1,000 fans were making their way out of the venue.

Witnesses at the show said Drake got on stage at around 3:00 AM and performed a 45-minute set, when multiple fights broke out in the club.

At that point, the concert-goers were ordered to leave the venue. Following this, an altercation outside of the venue lead to a shooting.

The victim was treated for the wound at Northwestern Hospital, while the gunman remains unknown.

Drake canceled an after-party appearance as a result of the violence.

Detectives are currently investigating, and no one was in custody as of Saturday evening.

This is funny to read seeing how we have a Drake concert coming up in the Inland Empire Region this friday. But if any bullshit happens this friday niggas r gettin stomped out, savagely! haha

GBS HOUSE PARTY 2 "The New Sav Breakthrough"

For those who don't know how GBS gets down, here's a small taste of what went down. Maybe you'll be lucky enough to witness the next one! Look out for more GBS events

Flamingo gets FUCKED UP by a baboon lmao!!!

So I was browsing through youtube looking for something interesting to show you all. I typed in baboon, partly because baboon sounds funny to me. I stumble upon this flocked of flamingos, who were simply trying to enjoy their life in the rivers and drink some water. Little did they know a grown ass baboon was going to ruin their lives.

How would you feel if you were at the water fountain and a baboon attacked you? ....think about it



Enjoy

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YEA BUDDY!


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