Police: Man makes up robbery to get ride home

Ever needed a ride home? Ever tried walking along a highway, and needed a ride home? Ever tried walking home on the freeway with no ride and no minutes left on you iPhone? We found a solution for you: A grown ass man ran out of minutes...leaving 911 the only call allowed by his service. So he called it, forged a robbery, and got a ride in a cop-car home!

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SMARTEST MAN IN THE WORLD...HANDS DOWN




"A PLATA, Md. - The Charles County sheriff's office said a man called 911 and made up a story about being robbed so that he could get a ride home. Authorities said they were called to Hawthorne Road near Manor Drive in Ripley for a reported armed robbery on Thursday. The man told officers that he had been walking on Route 225 when a car stopped and a someone put a gun to his head and demanded money. The man claimed to have complied and the suspects fled.

But as officers searched the area and noticed inconsistencies in his account, the man admitted fabricating the robbery story because he wanted a ride home.

He said his cell phone was out of minutes and 911 was the only number he could still call."

Is Lebron James Worth a LIFETIME of FREE Lapdances?

Apparently, the world renown Scores Gentlemen's Club in New York, NY., has offered two time MVP Lebron James a lifetime pass for free lapdances and food if he decides to come play for the Knicks next season!






TMZ reports

"LeBron James just got the sweetest offer in the history of mankind to move from Cleveland to the New York Knicks -- a lifetime of free stripper action.

The Cleveland Cavaliers star -- who will become a free agent after this season -- is getting million-dollar offers from several franchises to make the switch to their team ... but if LeBron inks a deal with the Knicks, New York's premiere strip club Scores says it'll give the basketball star:

- A free lifetime of lap dances
- A "LeBron James Day" when all the strippers will wear his jersey
- And free food for life at the strip club's very own steakhouse."


Who can really fuck with that offer?

What's Really Going on in Space?

"An artist's rendition released on April 30, 2010, illustrates a massive asteroid belt in orbit around a star the same age and size as our sun. Asteroids are chunks of rock from "failed" planets, which never managed to coalesce into full-size worlds. Asteroid belts can be thought of as construction sites that accompany the building of rocky planets. Scientists using NASA’s Infrared Telescope Facility have detected water-ice and carbon-based organic compounds on the surface of an asteroid. That suggests that some asteroids, along with their celestial brethren, comets, were the water carriers for a primordial Earth."

NASA via AFP/Getty Images

Ever Wonder What Dogs Pray About?

The Simpson Find Kesha Just as Funny as We Do!!

Every episode since the decade long running show, The Simpsons, started airing on television has giving it's viewers a hilarious introduction. This time they decided to ditch the classic tune ringing in the background and replace it with the hilarious (and somehow respected) sounds of Kesha. Check the video out and enjoy!

UC Riverside Alum David Sides- Mastermind Piano Player

There isn't much that really needs to be said about this guy. The man is a genius. Check the video and see for yourself!

Newborn Baby Set to Go Platinum After Smash Hit!

This just goes to show you that anybody can make it these days. A newborn baby, instead of being helped by his parents, was actually recorded and later translated into autotune!

Pop Mega Start Kesha Revealed!

"I wake up in the morning ..." yea we all know the rest. Some of you wondered how this drunk ass woman got a contract? Well? I still don't know the answer to that but watch the video and laugh at an imitation of her!

Affion Crockett Does His Best Rendition of John Legend

The video speaks for itself. Mr. Legend does like to hit those "Oh's" a little to often in his music!

SHAMROCK of the week!

Chris Brown goes down as this weeks shamrock. Unfortunate to see his career shambling before our eyes. If BET and Jay-Z BOTH dont fuck with u, then what musical future could you possibly have? lol

``Chris Brown really wanted to perform at this year’s Awards show and was willing to pay to make it happen (hmmm). In fact, It was mentioned on Saturday that Chris Brown’s people reached out to BET but they told him “No, Thank You”. Why??? Let’s just say, Cover Girl (endorsed by Rihanna) was one of the sponsors of this year’s BET Awards and they threatened they would pull their sponsorship from the Awards show if they allowed Chris to perform. Of course whatever the amount was that Chris “allegedly” was willing to pay wouldn’t offset the money lost from the Cover Girl sponsorship and BET would be better off turning Chris down than to tarnish their relationship with CG. *this could be rumor but I heard this from a very reliable source*. Also, I’m hearing that Jay-z told BET if Chris performed then he would pull out but again this is just rumor ...``

Spoof of the Day- Deal or No Deal

No legs no service!!! LmAO!